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16 Hilarious Can’t Sleep Quotes and Sayings Only Insomniacs will Understand

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16 hilarious cant sleep quotes and sayings only insomniacs will understandNegative thoughts fan the flames of insomnia and make it worse, but being positive in the face of a sleep starved existence is pretty darn hard. What’s an insomniac to do?

We laugh in the haggard face of insomnia, that’s what we do!

A 2007 Japanese study of nursing mothers found that laughter actually causes the brain to produce more melatonin. (That important but elusive sleep hormone everyone needs to start the sleep process normally.)

Here’s my roundup of the funniest can’t sleep quotes and sayings only those of us who have lain awake at 3 a.m. can understand. So go ahead and yuck it up and enjoy these hilarious insomnia one liners and let the melatonin flow through your brain!

I Want to Sleep Like….a Husband

I don’t want to sleep like a baby, I just want to sleep like a husband.

I want to sleep like a husband funny sleep meme


The Best Insomnia Cure Ever!

Nothing cures insomnia faster than the realization it’s time to get up.

Hilarious insomnia meme that will make you LOL


When your Bed is your Special Thinking Place…

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

Funny thoughts make you have sleepless nights meme


Thanks a Lot, Insomnia!

Dear Insomnia, thanks for stopping by last night so I can be fully exhausted today. I’m so excited! Said no one ever.

Funny dear insomnia sleep quote meme


Don’t EVEN Think About Waking Me Up Early

You know what part I like about waking up early? None of it. Let me go back to sleep!

Not a morning person so let me sleep quote and funny saying


Hibernation? Yes, Please!

When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.

Funny hibernation insomnia truth you will totally LOL at


I’m Up Way Past my Bedtime

I’m like, four days past my bedtime…

Cant sleep humor only someone with insomnia will get LOL


You’re Asleep Already? Seriously?

I hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they close their eyes. Like, that takes me 4 hours 600 position changes and a sacrifice to the sleep gods.

This is one of the best insomnia thoughts and quotes that will have you saying this is me LOL


I Just Want to Go to Sleep and Wake up Beautiful…

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.

I just want to go to sleep and wake up beautiful insomnia quote and meme


Dear 3 a.m., We HAVE to Stop Meeting Like This

Dear 3 a.m., We have got to stop meeting this way. I’d much rather sleep with you.

Hilarious insomnia quote that is so true


Sleep? My Brain has Other Ideas

9 p.m.: I think I’m going to go to bed early tonight.  3 a.m.: LOL

My brain and thoughts keep me up and I cant sleep meme


Listen, if I Could Sleep at Night I’d have a Good Morning

I always say morning instead of good morning. Because if it was a good morning, I would still be in my bed and not talking to people.

I am not a morning person because I have insomnia funny sleep quote


Tell Me Again How You’re a Sleep Expert?

My face when people tell me to just close your eyes and sleep.

humorous insomnia one liner about sleepless nights


If I Could Quit Thinking at Night, That’d be Great

Me: I can’t sleep.  My brain: Would it help if I started calculating the maximum amount of sleep we can get every few minutes?

My brain keeps me up and gives me insomnia funny sleep one liner quote


People who Fall Asleep Fast Scare Me

People who fall asleep quickly freak me out. I mean, don’t they have thoughts?

My thoughts keep me awake at night funny sleep meme


Ma’am, Step Away from The Phone.

Well, since I can’t sleep I may as well browse the internet for quotes about not being able to sleep.

Funny quotes about not being able to sleep at night will make you LOL


What’s your Favorite Sleep Quotes and Sayings?

Sometimes the best remedy for sleep is laughter. It releases lots of feel good endorphins, and if you believe that Japanese study, a lot of melatonin, too.

Do you have favorite funny quotes about not being able to sleep? I’d love to hear them! Just drop them in the comments section below to add them to the list. 🙂

 

Sources:  Kimata H. J Psychosom Res. 2007 Jun;62(6):699-702.

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Hi, I'm Julia, a former insomniac turned sleep diva who knows what it's like to be sleepless. I conquered my insomnia naturally, and now I'm committed to helping others get the sleep they need so they can sleep well, dream big and live life the the fullest. If you'd like to connect with me, shoot me at email at julia@i-dream-of-sleep.com.

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A former insomniac turned sleep diva who knows what it's like to be sleepless. I conquered my insomnia naturally, and now I'm committed to helping others get the sleep they need so they can sleep well, dream big and live life the the fullest.

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